grapejellyking:

*after sex*

her: damn baby.. you fuck so good

me: you mean i fuck so WELL. get ya grammar up my nigga

Who are three tumblr users that you associate me with?

(Source: lazeramsey)

yungkawaiiinigga:

my boyfriend equip stats 

  • +70 Strength 
  • +60 fun to chill wit
  • +25% chance critical hit (with tha dick)
  •  increases your inner hoe by 200%
  • -1 time for the bullshit

grapejellyking:

oppossum-fried-rice:

grapejellyking:

oppossum-fried-rice:

quaintrellenell:

oppossum-fried-rice:

Idk but i rlly get along with taurus females

but got into hella fights with taurus males (they are RUDE!)

Because we are the best . & the males are cocky, arrogant jackasses

THE TRUTH!!! very arrogant!

youre calling my three year old little brother rude and arrogant

square up

PFFFTTT

does this look like a rude and arrogant little boy to you?

imma make him spit in ya mouth when you go to sleep

give me a letter and i’ll tell you my 5 favourite things starting with that letter

(Source: allisonsisaac)

Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message saying what they think of you.

foreveralone-lyguy:

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)